Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you
Thou Shalt Not Lie April 28, 2008
A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.”
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.
Every hand went up.
The minister smiled and said, “Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.”
Thought of the week April 21, 2008
Suburbs are areas where people called developers cut down trees and then name the streets after them.
Just a little hair dye April 21, 2008
There once was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes, so she decided to dye her hair red and try and trick everyone into thinking that she was a redhead.
After she dyed her hair, she went for a drive to see if she could trick anyone.
She came across a sheep herder and his herd and said, “If I can guess how many sheep you have in your herd, can I take one home?”
The sheep herder said, “Sure!”
The blonde proudly said, “There are 345 sheep.”
The sheep herder exclaimed, “Wow! That is absolutely right, so go ahead and pick a sheep to take home.”
The Blonde got out, got a sheep, and put it in her car.
The sheep herder said, “Now I have a deal for you. If I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?”
