There once was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes, so she decided to dye her hair red and try and trick everyone into thinking that she was a redhead.
After she dyed her hair, she went for a drive to see if she could trick anyone.
She came across a sheep herder and his herd and said, “If I can guess how many sheep you have in your herd, can I take one home?”
The sheep herder said, “Sure!”
The blonde proudly said, “There are 345 sheep.”
The sheep herder exclaimed, “Wow! That is absolutely right, so go ahead and pick a sheep to take home.”
The Blonde got out, got a sheep, and put it in her car.
The sheep herder said, “Now I have a deal for you. If I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?”
