Just a little hair dye April 21, 2008

There once was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes, so she decided to dye her hair red and try and trick everyone into thinking that she was a redhead.

After she dyed her hair, she went for a drive to see if she could trick anyone.

She came across a sheep herder and his herd and said, “If I can guess how many sheep you have in your herd, can I take one home?”

The sheep herder said, “Sure!”

The blonde proudly said, “There are 345 sheep.”

The sheep herder exclaimed, “Wow! That is absolutely right, so go ahead and pick a sheep to take home.”

The Blonde got out, got a sheep, and put it in her car.

The sheep herder said, “Now I have a deal for you. If I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?”

Joke: Fight Like A Man April 7, 2008

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,

“Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?”

The third fellow says “I’ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”

The first two guys were amazed. “What happened then?” they asked. “She said, ‘get out from under the bed and fight like a man’.”